Retirement Plan Tshirt

Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton for that broken-in, “I’ve been outside” feel right out of the bag. Heavier weight, quality build, runs true to size—made to hold up from campfire nights to trail days. Made, printed, and shipped in the USA.

How to Keep Your New Favorite Tee Alive

Wash cold (hot water is for the overly ambitious)

Flip it inside out before washing (save the graphic you’ll wear into oblivion)

Go easy on detergent — garment-dyed cotton prefers the gentle approach

Expect a little color release on the first wash — keep it separate from your “nice” loads

Dry on low or hang dry (hang dry = more time for snacks)

Drying Instructions

Skip high heat: Air-drying is best to avoid shrinkage and keep the softness.

Low dryer is fine (optional): If you use a dryer, choose low heat / delicate.

Pull it out promptly: Don’t let it sit in the dryer—less time tumbling = fewer wrinkles.

Additional Tips

No bleach or harsh detergents — they’ll fade the color fast.

Avoid fabric softener — it can mess with the feel/texture.

Graphic tee rule: Don’t iron the design directly. Iron inside out or use a pressing cloth.

Free shipping on orders over $85 — because committing to the rewilding is worth a little reward.

We ship within 7 days. No panic, no chaos. Once it leaves our hands, USPS usually delivers in 2–5 days. Track it like it’s your new hobby or forget about it entirely — both are valid.

Returns

The “Something’s Off” Policy

We want you to love your gear. If it shows up damaged, defective, or just straight-up wrong, we’ll fix it. That one’s on us.

Here’s the deal:

• Damaged/defective? Full refund or replacement — no interrogation.
• Let us know within 30 days of purchase.
• Item must be unused and in the same condition you received it.
• Email us at howdy@feralscout.com— real humans, real replies.

We’re not here for unnecessary drama. If something goes wrong, please reach out, and we’ll make it right.

Policy may evolve, but we’ll keep it fair.